Polardin's 12 Days Of Christmas

Based on current events and all things Cheadle...
On the first day of Christmas, a GP gave a Scottish man one robotic hand...
On the second day of Christmas, a woman gave birth to triplets in two wombs...
On the third day of Christmas, a female dragon lizard at Chester Zoo gave birth to three babies...in what the Zoo is calling an immaculate conception...
On the fourth day of Christmas, four Scottish towns were submerged in water after the heaviest rain fall in years, putting the global warming myth finally to rest...
On the fifth day of Christmas, Cheadle Town were knocked out of all possible five cup competitions this year...
On the six day of Christmas, Deano scored his sixth goal of the season...
On the seventh day of Christmas, Polardin, The Donardin, Sulardin along with Matt, Pat, Maggie and The Pole went to New Mills seven-strong and ready to roar on their support...
On the eighth day of Christmas, we fantasised about beating New Mills 8-0...
On the ninth day of Christmas, England were 9 wickets out and coming home...
On the tenth day of Christmas, ten airports were closed across Britain under fog...
On the eleventh day of Christmas, we had eleven players on our pitch back to basics good honest endeavour without cause for rancor playing the beautiful game as it should be played with no diving or cheating...
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Cheadle were finally awarded a penalty! [I wish - The Pole]